Did I really write “the juggler’s balls took the speaker’s breath away” on an AP exam?!
Honestly one of the hardest things about the AP Lit exam was trying to avoid writing “the juggler’s balls”
1. Wow, Cleo, can you stop being a fucking bitch for two seconds?
2. You go, girl. Beauty standards be damned.
3. Julianna doesn’t date the mower and now the BEAUTIFUL MEADOW SUFFERS BC HE’S A CRAZY SHIT HEAD
4. The Mayor needs to chill the fuck out. Elizabeth-Jane can’t do anything right today, but dad needs to get over his self loathing
5. All hail the holy balls of the juggler
6. That speaker really REALLY likes balls
7. North Star is freedom bitches. Fight the power.
8. Deceitful people are fun af
Alright kids, time to sit down and write everything you know about: BALLS.
Acceptable topics:
-How they are godlike
-How they defy gravity
-How much kids love them
-How red and round they are
-Damn juggler, you cool